Monday, October 29, 2007
Beginners Guide To Talking Dirty
Practise the following exercises by yourself until you feel confident enough to try them on your partner.
First thing you need to do is write down as many sexy verbs as you can think of, placing an asterisk next to the ones that turn you on the most.
Here are a few examples to get you started: kiss, lick, nibble, tease, screw, bite, touch, suck, play, eat, chew, push, pull, brush, taste, rub, grind, stick, jam, blow, squeeze, fondle, smell, caress, grab, hump, swallow, spank, drink, thrust. Get the idea?
Once you have completed your list you need to practice saying these verbs out loud. Try saying it in the lowest of whispers and gradually build up from there. Once you are comfortable saying each word out loud you are then ready to move on.
Now write down as many sexy adjectives as you can think of and practise saying them out loud. Here are a few to help you on your way: juicy, big, soft, wet, hot, lovely, aching, gorgeous, sweet, slippery, greedy, magnificent, nasty, tasty, hard, round, firm, wild, luscious, erect, tight, huge, naked, steamy, bare, throbbing, strong, swollen, stiff, gentle, raging, hungry. Don't be embarrassed, this is all for fun!
Once you have a good collection of words you are ready to start putting them into sentences.
Here are a few examples: - You make me so (adj)
- I want you to (verb) my (noun)
- You make my (noun) (adj)
- Your (noun) makes me so (adj)
- I want to (verb) your (noun)
- I want to (verb) your (adj) (noun)
- I love it when you (verb) my (noun)
- I want to make your (noun) (adj)
- I love to look at your (adj) (noun)
- Thinking about you makes my (noun) (adj)
- (Verb) me! (Verb) me now!
- (Verb) my (noun)!
- I love the way your (adj) (noun) feels against my (adj) (noun)
- I need to feel your (adj) (adj) (noun) inside my (adj) (adj) (noun)
- I love the way your (adj) (noun) feels against my (adj) (noun)
- I have to (verb) your (adj) (noun)
- I want you to play with my (adj) (noun)
- Stick your (adj) (noun) in my (adj) (noun)
- I want to make your (adj) (noun) (adj)!
- (Verb) me like a (adj) (adj) animal!
Well that's it! Once you have read these sentences out loud you will become a lot more confident in talking dirty to your partner and you will be ready to try a few of your favourites next time the opportunity arises! Good luck!
Amazing Sex Facts
Warming Lube Can Amp Arousal
New warming liquids really kick nooky up a notch. Sex experts say that heating skin upon contact can enhance intimacy and heighten sexual arousal. To give him a tingly sensation, rub a few drops of warming liquid onto his testicles and then work back to his perineum (the area between his testicles and tush).
Your Scent Slays Him
When you’re ovulating, typically on day 14 of your cycle, you exude strong pheromones that cause men to be subconsciously attracted to you, says Hilda Hutcherson, MD, assistant clinical professor at Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons.
Sex is a Beauty Treatment
Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
Fooling Around Gets You High
Feel like you’re addicted to sex? Dutch scientists scanned people’s brains during intercourse and found that orgasms activate the same regions as a dose of heroin!
Sex is like Prozac
Feeling a little down? Well forget the Prozac; a bit of bedroom action could be just what you need. During sex, endorphins are released into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving us with a sense of well-being – the perfect cure for a bout of mild depression.
When it Rains, it Pours!
Ever noticed that when it rains it pours!?? Men are like taxis. You spend ages waiting for one, but as soon as one picks you up, another three come along with their lights on. But there's a scientific reason for this ever so slightly frustrating anomaly – when you're sexually active your body gives off greater quantities of pheromones, the subtle sex perfumes that drive the opposite sex crazy.
Forget the Sudafed
Sex is a natural antihistamine that can unblock a stuffy nose and help to combat asthma and hayfever. Not only that, a session of lovemaking helps to release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain – so no more crying off sex because you've got a headache.
Kissing Keeps the Dentist Away
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth & lowers the level of acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
Beginners Guide to Masturbation
Masturbation can always be an uncomfortable subject no matter what your age is. Society has difficulty accepting something that they aren't used to. Over time masturbation has become more widely accepted as 'normal' & an integral part of sexual exploration & identity. But it wasn't always like that. Some myths that were once thought to be true (& are still considered to be true by some people!) include that masturbation may make a woman sterile, cause insanity, lead to homosexual activity, give you hairy palms and many more lies - including that women do not masturbate! Sound ridiculous? Well how about this - In the mid-19th century, the vibrator was used to treat ‘hysterical disorders’! Oh my, how it's come a looooong way from then!
Before we begin our masturbation basics, the key thing to remember is that there is no formula for success and anything goes! You might plan some relaxation time for yourself and run a nice bath and light some nicely scented candles, or you may be spontaneously ‘in the mood’ and go for it just before bedtime. You may even want to try these with a partner – everybody’s different! Just don’t forget the main ingredient to having a good time – privacy!
Hands On:
Start with your forefinger and middle finger and circle the area above your clitoris around your pelvic bone. Massage your outer labia area and slowly let your fingers make their way to your clitoris, slowly circling and stroking back and forth. Try this slowly, gradually getting fast, soft, then hard, depending on what feels right for you. Then when let your fingers make their way to your vagina opening and softly stick one finger in and out, whilst stroking your clitoris on each entry. Try this again - slow, then fast, soft then hard.
Tickle Me Pink:
Find something around your house that is soft. Begin to tickle your nipples with the item of your choice. Move slowly down your body but don't touch your vagina. Tickle your inner thighs then your stomach then move down to your thighs again. Tease yourself for as long as possible - the end result will be amazing. Our FETISH & FANTASY category offers a great range of feathered ticklers that would be perfect for this.
Underwear Rub:
Lie on your bed in your underwear. Make sure your feet are on the bed with your knees up towards your chest. Tease yourself with your hands, running them down your chest and tummy. Slowly open your legs with your hands drag your hands down your thighs towards your pussy. Then rub your underwear material against your clit, the roughness will make it feel that extra bit nicer. Try this with our range of TASTYWEAR edible undies! Perfect if you're playing with someone else too - it feels great!
Rock It:
Take your thumb and your pointer finger and place them on your clitoris, with each finger being on a different side. Begin moving your fingers back and forth. Doing this for a while will easily bring you to an orgasm. If you require lubrication, we have a fantastic range of lubes in our LUBES, LOTIONS & CONDOMS.
Cool as Ice:
Fill a bowl with ice cubes and leave them by your bed (or where-ever you intend to masturbate). Begin to slowly rub the ice on your breasts. Encircle your nipples then proceed to move slowly down your abdomen towards your vagina. The extreme cold temperatures will give your clitoris an extreme rush of energy.
The Grinder:
Grind your clit against something solid & just move back and forth in a rocking type rhythm. Some women may be able to climax without using their hands at all.
Tap It:
Lie on your back and place your pointer and/or your middle finger on your clitoris. Lightly tap your clit over and over again. Increase the pressure if you want. The teasing feeling will get you off every time.
Paused:
Right before you are about to climax - Stop. Relax a little, and then return masturbating. A few times doing this will make the end result more powerful.
Toy Play:
Lie on your back naked. Start by rubbing your clit in slow motion until you start getting most. Stick a finger or two up, then go back to rubbing clit. When you’re ready, apply some lube and continue to rub your clit and vaginal opening slowly, sticking a finger or two, slowly building up a rhythm. Then grab a vibrator & place it on your clitoris for a short while. Insert slowly at first and then work yourself up to harder motions.
(If you’re up for it, grab another vibrator and stick it in your ass and pump until you’re about to cum). When ready, release the vibrator/s and rub your clit until your come to an orgasmic explosion. We have a huge range of vibrators, dildos & deluxe vibes in stock, plus lubes to make play so much better. Instead of using two vibrators/dongs, try the WISEGUY MOUSE LAVENDER by Seven Creations. It features a multi-speed clit stimulator and anal prong for a triple-dose of pleasure!
I’ll continue to add more ideas in coming weeks so stay tuned!
